Here's some of the stuff I've written:

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America’s Best Mini Golf

"Hilariously discerning in its critique" -A.A. Dowd (The A.V. Club)

Professor Norman’s Terrible Time Machine

  • Wrote and composed a “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure” musical as my senior thesis at Princeton.

  • Over three hours of material to create 24 different hour-long one-act plays depending on audience response.

 

Riffs: The Musical

  • Wrote book and lyrics for an original, full-length musical for the Princeton University Players.

The New York Times

The New Yorker

  • Bad Romance Novels (With Alex Baia) (Upcoming)

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Columnist; “A masterwork in silliness” (-McSweeneys)​​​

Slackjaw

Vulture

Mic.com

Funny or Die

Weekly Humorist

Little Old Lady Comedy

Points In Case

(Assistant Editor, Featured Author)

The Big Jewel

Robot Butt

The Princeton Tiger

(Managing Editor, Managing Design Editor)

 

The Princeton Triangle Club

(Writer, Lyricist, Composer, Actor, Milton Lyon Award for Outstanding Writing)

Playdate Sketch Comedy

(Writer, Actor, Music Director, Rehearsal Pianist, Founding Member)

The Nassau Weekly

Curb Couch

Every good website has a secret button that only plays smooth jazz. This is that button.