Hello! Or as they say on the mainland...






And welcome to the tropical island getaway of your dreams!

Let's face it: you work hard. And you love working. You're a high-powered businessman or businesswoman who ALWAYS GETS WHAT S/HE WANTS. And you wouldn't have it any other way. But it's the year 2021 now, and you've worked for the same company for the past 30 YEARS WITHOUT VACATION! Isn't it about time to cash in all those sick days and go get yours? Yes. It is. That's right. It's finally time for you to experience some good, old-fashioned, All-American...