Here are some things I've written that I like:
Joel Osteen And The Ark (McSweeney's)
Best Man's Speech For Brett's Second Wedding (McSweeney's)
I Went To Dave's Crab Cabin... (McSweeney's)
Hi there! My name is Dan and I write stuff. A while back I road-tripped to all 50 states to find the best mini golf course in America. But I've also done a ton of other great stuff for a ton of great people!
As a writer, I've served as the Assistant Editor at PointsInCase, an 18-year-old comedy site with over 30 million total viewers. And before that I was the Managing Editor for the Princeton Tiger, the nation's third oldest collegiate humor magazine.
In addition, as well as being a trial contributor to ClickHole, my work has been featured by the Daily Mail, Lonely Planet, The A.V. Club (“Hilariously discerning in its critique”), McSweeney’s (“A masterwork in silliness”), Vulture, Golf Digest, theCHIVE, Mic.com, Weekly Humorist, Uproxx, and BroBible ("This bro named Dan").
I have also written a large number of songs/full-length musicals/250-page-long "Choose Your Own Adventure" musicals for the Princeton Theater Department, the Princeton University Players, Theatre Intime, Playdate Sketch Comedy, and the Princeton Triangle Club.
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