Here are some things I've written that I like:
Joel Osteen And The Ark (McSweeney's)
Best Man's Speech For Brett's Second Wedding (McSweeney's)
Hi there! My name is Dan and I write stuff. A while back I road-tripped to all 50 states to find the best mini golf course in America. But I've also done a ton of other great stuff for a ton of great people!
As a writer, I've written for The New York Times (Tiny Love Stories), The New Yorker (Upcoming), McSweeney's, Vulture, Funny Or Die, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Mic, Points in Case, The New York Times Crossword Puzzle, and countless other sites.
Beyond that, I have been featured by the Daily Mail, Uproxx, Lonely Planet, The A.V. Club (“Hilariously discerning in its critique”), Golf Digest, theCHIVE, and BroBible ("This bro named Dan").
In addition, as well as being a trial contributor to ClickHole,
I've served as the Assistant Editor at Points in Case. And before that I was the Managing Editor for the Princeton Tiger, the nation's third oldest collegiate humor magazine.
I have also written a large number of songs, full-length musicals, and 250-page-long "Choose Your Own Adventure" musicals for the Princeton Theater Department, the Princeton University Players, Theatre Intime, Playdate Sketch Comedy, and the Princeton Triangle Club.
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